I'll Make a Rocket Grunt Out of You by Eliteslayer, literature
Literature
I'll Make a Rocket Grunt Out of You
Let's get down to business
To defeat the twerp!
Why would you use Zubat?
You know that won't work.
You're the lamest grunts I'll ever see,
But soon as we
Are done with you
You'll be a
Rocket Grunt
Through and through.
Tranquil as Meditite,
Burning like Moltres.
Once you find their weakness,
Their moves will hurt less.
You're a brainless, weak, crossdressing lot,
And you're all without merit.
Somehow you'll
Work here in
Team Rocket!
"I'm never gonna catch that rat."
"Pikachu electrocute me…"
"Maybe I should train at Pewter City Gym."
"I just want to get Crobat."
"One more day like this? Just shoot me."
"How was I to kno